My grandad was a station master for British Rail
and also a part time inventer. At night he'd sit
there getting ideas above his station.
And i'm no different i've written to Dragon's Den
with my latest invention.
It's a machine for taking kidney beans out of
pre-packaged chilli products.
Without giving too much away it's a collender on
a wire worked by a pulley and ratchet device with
a four cylinder enclave valve operating a guilotone
and sleuce system.
The man at the Patents Office said he'd never seen
it's like before. Then he went all sarky and asked
could i invent something to stop the whippets
pissing on the 'What to Do in Manchester'
information rack.
I'm after 90k for 12% equity.
Fingers crossed and we'll eat cake on this one
LOVE AND PEACE
BERNARD WILSON