please find enclosed my entry form for
the 'Beswick Betjemen Poetry Competition'
sponsered by the 'Grab-A-Bite Cafe'.
It is of a simple metre.
Fingers crossed here it is
Housing receptionist with your face in a tannoy
voice grating like knives. Do you try to annoy?
with your low cut top showing next weeks washing
red lip sticked mouth that ud give a good noshing
an your skirt up your arse accentuating your bum
an nipples as large as a blind cobblers thumb
makin me queue behind pregnant women an babies
an pulling a fucking face like i got scabies
your living depends on the rent from my flat
so start fucking smiling you stuck up tarty twat
please excuse my French Mrs Fenton but
the mood of the moment overtook me.
LOVE AND PEACE
BERNARD WILSON
P.S. Please tell Fat Janice on reception
that it's nothing personal