Saturday 18 July 2009

Dear All,

I write to tell you about a commune
i have started on the Island on Heaton
Park boating lake. We are 20 in number
(counting me 11 whippets and 7 kids....
...or is it 11 kids and 7 whippets?).
Our aim is to foster a society without
work or money (the money bit aint
easy cos the man in the boathouse
charges me 60p every time i enter
or leave the island.
Our name is the Beswick Brothers
for the Foundation of Fellowship
within the Cosmic Christ, and we
survive on pike soup, bat pate and
wild truffles (nobody knows the
truffles i've seen).

LOVE AND PEACE
BERNARD WILSON

P.S....Do you think the Sociol
will give me a crisis loan for a
paddle boat?