I must complain in the strongest terms
about an incident that occured in your
office on tuesday.
I overheard your Mr Geoff Townley say
on the phone 'Hi this is Geoff Love'
Now i'm not against a chap using deception
to obtain a precunary advantage. I once
assumed the role of a bogus doctor in a
girl's school myself, but pretending to be
an enmaciated dead ex band leader, well
that's just sick.
LOVE AND PEACE
BERNARD WILSON