Dear Mr O'Reilly,

Perhaps a nice jam sponge?
LOVE AND PEACE
BERNARD WILSON

Dear All,

A new initiative hit me whilst watchin
the Jeremy Kyle show (there's always
someone worse off than yourself).
And I have decided to do a nationwide
tour with me mobile disco caravanette
I bill myself as:

Brother Bernard
Parson of Pop
Bishop of Bop
Father of Funk
Padre of Punk

It looks ace on the side of me caravan.
What did George Bernard Shaw say 'music
is the brandy of the damned'
Well I have heard the sultry machinations
of Satan in the music of the Bay City
Rollers and that Lulu she is in league
with Beelzebub if you ask me.
LOVE AND PEACE
BERNARD WILSON

P.S. Anyone know what rhymes with
Rabi of Reggae?

Dear Mr O'Reilly,

Denise has asked me to write in and let
you know that her Mother used to play
the spoons at parties. We all know that
you Paddies like a jig or two with your
Guiness.
'Bernard' she said 'they get a bad press
do them Irish but when all is said and
done it was Mr O'Reilly who got us that
new alliminum kitchen sink and it's him
as will get us a new toilet seat'
'Aye' i said 'we must forgive them that
evil organisation that blighted the good
name of Ireland for so long'
'Who's was that?' she enquired
'The Nolan Sisters' I replied

LOVE AND PEACE
BERNARD WILSON