A nod is as good as a wink to a blind
horse. So between me, you and the gate
post (which incidently could do with a
lick of paint), I have a contact at the
T.V. licensing centre.
The month before the detector vans hit
Beswick he sends me a letter warning us.
So all the next month me and Denise keep
the door locked incase they knock.
Anyway let me know your address and i'll
see about getting you the same
arrangement
LOVE AND PEACE
BERNARD WILSON
P.S. Why are all dog licenses the same
price?...surely if you keep a back n white
dog that license should be cheaper?