just a short note to let you know i will
not be available on Wednesday
afternoons.
No! I will be in the park jacking off
Yes! The bowls season has started.
And this season I will be giving the
cricket a wide berth.
I've still not lived down last years
faux-pas. No indeed.
There I was on the balconey in the
members pavillion when the captain of
the Beswick X1 said 'You're in eight'
I thought he said 'Urinate' and the
rest as they say is history or
'Golden Showers Stops Play' as the
Advertiser waxed.
LOVE AND PEACE
BERNARD WILSON