I really must complain about the upstairs
radiator in my bedroom not only is it impossible
to turn off but it makes a sound like a pig being
buggered (i worked at the abotoir, so i know
what i'm talking about).
Also the heat has been causing me severe
dehydration, this morning i woke up with
my throat as dry as mother theresa's love
tunnel.
The heat is so bad that i lie nude on top of my
bed, if you don't believe me call round, the key
is under the car battery on my step.
LOVE AND PEACE
BERNARD WILSON