I have had a blinding revelation. The Holy Ghost
appeared to me in the vault of the big Bradford.
The apocalypse is at hand Beswick and Clayton
are to be twinned with Soddam and Gomorrah.
The rivers will rise up and the mountains touch
the ground.
Only people with the initials BW will survive. I
shall be King over the Bed Wetters, Bolton
Wanderers conquer Europe and Bill Wyman
gets to shag as many Battered Wives as he can
shake a stick at.
LOVE AND PEAACE
BERNARD WILSON