Me and my Denise were watchin a
programme on channel four about
the male sperm. In it it said that to be
born your dad's sperm had to win a race
against fifty million other sperms to fertilise
the egg. If this is so how come fat people
have babies? Surely their sperms
couldn't win no race.
Denise said write in and ask you, she said
'they bog trotters know lots of things'
So if you could word me to the wise
i'd appreciate it. I wouldn't want to be
making a fool of meself if it came up on
darts night in the big Bradford
LOVE AND PEACE
BERNARD WILSON