Sunday, 12 July 2009

Dear Mr O'Reilly,

I am back in the area and i am writing to ask
can i make some general improvements to
my home?
My number one priority is to chop up me
kitchen units an make me whippets an all
weather kennel. I would also like to take off
all the internal doors and make a pigeon loft.
I could also do with four gallon of light blue
paint to paint the back yard. This may not
look like an improvement to the naked eye
but i can assure you when viewed from a
plane it gives the impression of an outside
swimming pool.
I also note from my nocturnal wanderings
tht No25 haven't converted their loft, so
i thought pre-empt them and knock through
(he who dares wins as it says in the highway
code). I would create ample room for an
indoors bowls pitch.
Seven rolls of roof felt would serve as the
green

LOVE AND PEACE
BERNARD WILSON
(JOGGIN FOR JESUS
SURFIN AGAINST SIN)