I feel honour bound to write in and give
you the benefit of the only advice my father
gave to me before he left with me Aunty
Betty.
'Son' he said 'don't stick sharp things
down your ear. The ear is a very sensitive
organ and the key to both hearing and
balance and as a consequence is full
of delicate fragile bones. So unless you
want to walk like a Collyhurst drunk
don't waggle that pen in that lughole'
It would have made more sense had
he not already have perferated my
left ear drum with a wayward tin of out
of date spam.
LOVE AND PEACE
BERNARD WILSON