I've just been ejected from a 53 to Brooks Bar!!!! And my crime? I lit a dimp no bigger than a dwarf's penis. 'Oye' said the driver 'Off' 'the same to you' I said 'Only with fuck before it'.
sent to a housing office in the guise of their most loathed and hated tenant
featurin
bernard wilson denise wilson (wife) mr o'reilly (bernard's irish housing officer) mrs fenton (housing team leader and bernards true love) mrs carr (head of tenants asociation)